LoveRX
I saw this article in the paper this morning, which made me wonder just how soon we’ll start seeing love pills. If they have found the centers of the brain and are narrowing down the chemistry, it can’t be very long. Here are my proposals:
Accumbenz: When the marriage counselor thinks it shouldn’t be saved. (Nucleus accumbens)
PallidumRX: Why tell your boyfriend to ‘shit or get off the pot’ when you can drug him into proposing to you. (Ventral pallidum)
Tegmental VTA: When your mistresses all start seeming the same, a little Tegmental VTA will bring back that puppy love feeling all over again. (Ventral tegmental area)
Rapheipnol: For those spinsters who are stressed out about losing their virginity in their 40s. (Raphe nucleus)
Suggested mixtures:
Accumbenz + Tegmental VTA: Rebound relationship in a bottle.
Tegmental VTA + Rapheipnol: Gives you the sense that you’re cheating on your husband even though you’re unmarried and alone.
Accumbenz + PallidumRX + Viagra: Really enhances the “Breakup-Sex” role-play.
